#layoffs

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Right-size

To make a company the correct size by removing the people in it.

"We are right-sizing, which means the team is now you."

Restructure

A reorganization where the org chart changes and the work does not.

"The restructure gave me a new manager and the same problems."

Quiet firing

Making someone job so miserable that resignation looks like their idea.

"They quiet fired her by scheduling every meeting at 7 a.m."

Offboarding

The process of revoking access to systems that never quite worked anyway.

"My offboarding finally fixed the permissions I needed all year."

Synergy

A word executives say right before something gets eliminated.

"When he said synergy in the all hands, the room held its breath."